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On this one, I will not bembeleza you. Hapana. Nindarega. Kwanini you come all the way from your rural village, to the university, to the city of Nairobi, finally to a nice city or suburb in the good US of A, na bado ushamba umejaza kwa kichwa?
Have you met this irksome Kenyans who behave like they are still in the village? Kukunywa pombe ovyo saa zote, kukatia mabibi za watu kwa group home na mucene nyiingi saa zote.
Kwani after all this years of human evolution and development, wewe bado umeachwa kwenye mataa?
Seriously why would a group of people gather for a party or even a church meeting and all they discuss are other people? Why do we even call ourselves Christians?
My friend whose wife is still in Kenya is now facing divorce proceedings back home. Kisa na maana? Some stupid fellows have opened wide their stupid mouths to spread shit that jamaa yangu ako na mpango wa kando huku.
Sasa, inakuhusu nini who sleeps with who? Na kwanza huyo jamaa yangu hata huwa so busy working three jobs and school he doesn’t even have time for useless shit. Why break nyumba za watu bure? Sasa if the family breaks due to your useless rumor, utasaidika na nini? Pumbavu tu.
Another thing ni majamaa nosing other people’s shit. Ati you even want to know how much tax returns I got. Kwani who are you? What are you lakini?
And when some guys visit your home, they go saying that they saw wine in your fridge. Kwanza they tell that to your mom back home. So when you call your mother she is like, kwani Kiuru umeanza kukunywa tena? Please!!!
So your purpose of visiting my crib ilikuwa ku-investigate about my life. Ati mnasema room mate ya Esther ni boyfriend yake ni kujifanya wanajifanya. Kwani you don’t know two adults can share an apartment with no other business between them?
Mungu asaidie Wakenya jamani. Mucene mingi ya bure. Just because I have lived here for 12 years and I live in an apartment does not mean sina mpango. Hebu ulizia uambiwe investment zangu back home. Before you know it, I will be living large in Kenya as you continue with your shitty life huku majuu. Pumbavu.
Pole sana kwa wale wamefinywa, but ukweli usemwe. Sisi waKenya tumeidi na ushambe yenyewe. No wonder now I prefer kujikalia kivyangu. Story mob sitaki. Na usiniletee kiherehere yako.
When you call me, please let us discuss issues. I don’t have time to discuss other people, their wives, their chips funga na kadhalika. Hiyo mucene peleka back to the village.
By WaKiuru | wa.kiuru@yahoo.com
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This is very true. i moved to another state in the west and soon enough i started knowing people i invited for kanyama choma na fombe, lakini hawa watu all they talk is who is sleeping with who and she has done this and that mucene kibao o and after three times i told them off in their faces and now live by myself and what i do is my business.
Hiyo si ushamba ni ujinga. Nani normal anakatia bibi ama girlfriend ya mtu. Pia bibi wakenya wako willing sana kuhanya. Lakini gossip ni kawaida hata wazungu ndio worse kwa job
I dont think mucene has anything to do with third world or ushago.People from all over the world do it,Kwani where did the phrase "mind your own business" come from?
LOL muchene lazima na story za wasee kiasi. You will never find anybody who is100% without a little bit of mucene, but I agree with you some people are too much. You need to play your card poa and avoid them. Keep a distance.
Are you people describing me? I eat and breath mucene. My house is a hot kitchen of mucene. Ask me who is sleeping with who and I will tell you. When I do not have true stories I fabricate.
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pole for ass-umptions. your just very PRO RAO...
At least give me your first name shorty. Najua unakaa dallas area...
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I think ur cute....I hope ur not a Man!
lol, are you pissed off that your friend's wife was told he has a mshikaji in states or are you pissed that the whole thing is a lie? Let him deal with his choices.
kwani you spend all the hours of teh day with this guy mpaka you even know that he isn't getting any from someone? wacha mchezo.
and oh, while you are " jikaliaring kiviangu" please go and get life insurance because folks like you are the ones that die and we are all asked to changa to send you home. yeah, I said it. if you isolate yourslef from fellow Kenyans please do have an after death plan. don't count on us changaring.
Like Baba Baks would say " Pumbavu sana".
RESPONSES TO YOUR LAMENTATIONS:
First world mentality ABUNDANCE. ...third world mentality. SCARCITY......
Response: where do you get this believe. There people with alot, and some without, to the extent they file bankruptcy or cannot pay college tution for their children.
Characteristic. Of .Third world mentality....
Kukunywa pombe ovyo saa zote-----third world mentality because pombe inawezaa kuishaa or pesa inaweza ishaa..so drink till u pass out!!
Response: Baby: we have alcoholics here. Alcoholism is a disease. It does not know developed vs. Third world. Symptoms of addicts, may it be alcohol or drugs are the same. The difference is that at times, Kenyans have no one to recognize and intervene to save the alcoholic. In the advanced world at times, if an individual is lucky, the family or employer refuses to put up withthe alcoholic, and thus he or she ends up changing by going to AA or treatment. Try intervention next time.
kukatia mabibi za watu kwa group home ----Katia any woman ...according to third world mentality there is a Scarcity of women, all women are single n available and also nobody is happily married....basically men with third world are like dogs and have manners or home training....they don't understand marriage or respect women.
Response: that is called adultery, and lose boundaries. How many lawsuits have you heard of in the USA based on sexual harassment rape, and divorces based on adultery. This is an amazing train of thought. Who would think that only African men cheat on their wives or hit on single and married females? I believe it is disgusting for a married man to go around having affairs or hitting on women just because a woman smiles at them, but it is as prevalent here in the USA within the American communities just as is with Kenyan men. I know that Kenyan men have loose boundaries but so do the American men.
Ati oh! Kamau anashindwa na bibi yake kwa mshahara-----only third world mentality people believe this is a bad thing almost a crime.. Ati you even want to know how much tax returns I got. Kwani who are you? Whatare you lakini?.......first world mentality people finacial matters are private....unless they are govt official or in the public eye..
Just because I have lived here for 12 years and I live in an apartment does not mean sina mpango.....First world mentality your residence or place you call home doesn't have to reflect your worth....U can be a millionare and live in your car....
Response:
As to financial, figuring how much the other person is making, I am shocked to think that you believe Americans are not cognizant of how much their friend or coworkers are making. Haven't you met an American who starts off a conversation who within a few minutes asks you what you do for living. If you say a teacher, they want to know college or high school teacher, if you say Engineer, they want to know mechanical. chemical, or industrial? How about asking you what your husband or wife do for a living? How about where or what part of town you live in? How about what college you attended and, if you have kids, whether they attend public or private school?
SISTER/BROTHER, what do you think the questions are for? to know you? to be friends? Honey, they are trying to figure how much money you make, how much your husband makes, and what kind of mortgage you pay. next time they ask you, shoot back with the same questions and you will discover how soon the conversation will end because they will actually be telling you of their financial status.
A to wife making more money than husband, Haven't you heard people saying, he is a kept husband. Haven't you heard where couples break up due to struggle of who controls the finances. I know you cannot be that naive to think that most American couple bring their money and dump it in one pot to be used as each pleases. That is not even practical especially in this culture where many marriages are the second or third, with each partner having multiple responsibilities with children that re not of the union. Be gentle with your fellow Kenyans and seek for exposure and self knowledge.
I could go on and on.
THIRD WORLD MENTALITY NDIO INAWASUMBUAA ....STARABIKAA.....Get some class Kenyans.
Final response:
To thyself be true Sister/ brother. Look within yourself and figure out what is bothering you. You will probably find that all things you have written are a projection of your own character. and thinking. Only spiritual growth can help you. Look into reading the book "the Power of Now" it comes in tapes as well. You will find yourself, and these things will cease to bother you. have a peaceful night