Raila Takes Oath as the People's President as Kalonzo Skips Ceremony

Next is his circumcision day!Lets see which state house he will go???Kweli unjinga ni unjinga!This 75 yr old stinking man is that desperate!Where is watermelon madividi weta the flower girls!!Now go to yr wife hse n become the president there.

Boycott by other principlals; what it means is that they disagree with Raila and his diehard hard cores like Orengo, Ndii and Miguna. It's now a Luo thing versus the rest of Kenya.

O.K, he has been "sworn in". What next? This is the key question. We are the laughing stock of the world. Nasty.

Who saw this coming? Hollywood right at Uhuru park. I can't wait for series 2. Fake Joshua killed it. Fake Joshua = King of Comedy, Miguna Miguna = Registrar, Kajwang = Chief Justice. Running-mate means you run as far as possible from inauguration = Kaloozer

Flower girls threw fake Joshua under the bus. Ida could not embarrass herself

Kalonzo is turning up to be a wise man. I salute him for skipping the occasion. I also salute Watengula and Mudvadi. They realize raila's actions are illegal. raila has become senile and his buddies realize that. It's only yesterday he said he would support Ruto over them come 2022 election, do you think they have forgotten This Mavi ya kuku raila odinga is not going anywhere I promise you. raila will never be president of Kenya

Good , now go to Bondo and take all those traitors at Uhuru park with you, operation cleans non Kenyans out

Woiye, where were these co-principals? Akina Weta, Muda, Kasyoks and important assistant co-pricipals like Sultan. Did l read Migunax2 administered the oath? Hehehe. Finally daddy has become what he has always craved...President. It doesn’t matter what kind of president, just president.

Not to be outshone by this new trend, I wish to announce to my fellow Mwakilishians that, I too have been sworn in as president today in my house (cough, cough!). I have been duly sworn in by my desperado sister, keen to suck up to me after she went on a rampage (and even wrote a book about it) telling the world I would never be president and in fact, I will die before this happens! I am now a respectful President of deciding what will be prepared for dinner in my household. My reluctant deputy is my son who is not too sure of the implications of this new appointment, the menu nor the ingredients I propose, so for now, he is "tactfully" not fully contributing choosing instead to consult his peers lest he ties himself to his mother's apron forever (wink,wink! get my drift?). The problem is, we happen to have a chief chef in the role already and watching my every move with a squint never seen before, so do I sack him (can't do that without notice) or run him off and declare his services redundant or how shall we co-exist? Please help!

That's right @Sukari. Now what next after the comedy show? Cabinet with legal instruments? ngo'. Occupation of State House and DP's residence? ngo'. In essence they will remain just an opposition on stilts. And RAO gets to achieve his dream of having a "president" title next to his name. Hiyo tuu. And get this kind of media attention on Washington Post: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/africa/the-latest-kenya-opposition…

NASA or NRM now has to answer to its gullible delusional followers these hard questions.

Also Rao said, "Tumekamilisha ahadi yetu na wakenya".

That's it? That all that mattered was for him to be called (people's) president. Prizzz! Anyway that means we can now put the shenanigans aside and concentrate on nation building. Hopefully.

Baba ni mchokozi sana. Those who think he is done, ngoja tu. He does not like that jubilee did not give him attention. He will still keep chokozaaring because attention seeking is all that is left of him.

As far as the AKAMBA people are concerned one
kalanzo musyoka is persona non grata! This kigeugeu waterlon is politically dead. FINISHED. We will soldier on with new leadership.

Which State House did he occupy after the swearing in? Where is he by the way? Anybody knows?

IPhone 4G has been appointed people's ambassador to the US.GUEST 1 is the foreign affairs minister.Doreen is minister for sex affairs.Imara is minister for WaKamba na KAMUTI affairs while Hakika is LUGHA ya KISWAHILI language.Wafuasi wengine wote ni kitoeo ya muchawi Raila.

Cheers to President Raila Amolo Odinga.
Our President.

Its time to talk SECESSION.
Here here!

This is turning out to be the best day ever.

This has been nothing other than a Luo thing.

I am really happy for all Raila supporters here on Mwakilishi and the whole world over. You now have a president they can call their own. Now they can focus on making a living just like the rest of us did when Uhuru was sworn in... and we can all get along.

Hata mimi nimefufuka, waah Afrocinema....yawa!

Ben, content in having a toothless president? No power to do anything. He was more powerful when he was an MP for Kibera, although he did nothing at all for those poor souls. Waste of resources, whilst a stone throw away we had people made homeless by a fire the night before. I also take issue that he was sworn in by the bible. A mockery to God, but he will suffer the wrath of this contempt. The muslims would not have their holy book disrespected this way. Ashindwe!

FG2, welcome back. While you are gone, a lot has happened, lakini you are just in time to witness the evolution of baba from some political relevance to nothingness...Pokea salamu na utupatie maoni yako.

formerlyguest2, karibu! Psss...come closer for a little secret..Maxiley's persona has been hijacked in your absence. By his own admission, he is not the same without you keeping him in check. So Welcome back and pay him a much overdue online visit.

@sukari, sorry most of us are still in a celebratory gear. Thats why i cannot write the wand serebratory collectory. Pole @doreen, mbingu, guest 1, imara and others. Your god is no more.@sukari did you see who administered the auth? ...So God help Kenya. Washa nienderee kuenjoy hii mbata na mbusaa yangu...

@sukari we are still on celebritory muud. did you see who administered the oth?... @imara, doreen,mbingu poleni sana.

Mlisema it could not be done.Well we did. Congratulations Baba they dared intimidated harassed and finally hata ma askari wao chickened out.This was just the first step NASA is here to stay .

formerlaryguest2, those two are together, troll through the posts and you will spot them! @Njai, take it "vely, vely easy". Tomorrow is another day and we are yet to be served the tea on Kalonzo na wenzake. To be honest, these guys are comical. I bet there is a movie maker somewhere scheming to make a sequel on this. Raila will die a happy man now, knowing he has fulfilled his father's dream, albeit in his dreams but played out to the masses! Don't drink and drive though, mashetani za Raila might still be on the loose hopping mad that the state house is just but an aroma for him! Remember the infamous Uhuru quote? Meza mate sisi tukitafuna nyama! Wamemeza mate mpaka wakawa na ngae........ To think these people had me worried the other day!! Thanks MaragA, Hon Kenjuu for keeping me in check!

@Maxiley..Mhhh... don't let it get to my head or else I will have Railaism and parade around believing I am one! Tell your assistant to try sukari mama/dada taifa... (to be precise of my gender), but that would loosely translate the same as sugar mummy. Not buying that! So how about president Sukari wa taifa? Don't need that also as no amount of sukari will sweeten the rot in taifa Kenya! I will stick to president of nyumba ya sukari as nominated, thank you!

Anonymous, I suggest you take some lessons in the English language. Let me translate for you. Lest he ties himself to his mother's apron means (pay attention now) being tied to me as mama president of my house. Got it? Why do you find it hard to believe that a woman can participate in matters you guy consider male. Wake up baba, but if it satisfies your ego to think I am gender whatever you imagine, then let it be. That will not change anything and that applies for you too Maxiley. @formerlyguest2, I have always known you are female and take you as an equal. As you remember, we had that infamous exchange back in the day, lakini tuko tu. Yes, I am female with a son in tow and proud of it, and believe it anonymous, if I was a Chris Jenner (as your sad mind seems to suggests), I would be out there flying the flag. The truth of the matter is that your prejudice cannot get past the fact that women can be just as good as men in airing our views. Come closer to understand why: BECAUSE WE ARE EDUCATED JUST AS MUCH AS THE MEN, IF NOT MORE. I hope you have educated women in your family as your ignorance is of the highest level. I am not one to brag, but as you are taking me there, I could match you and bet beat you to anything given half a chance. Formerlyguest2, I can't believe these brothers! Yaani one can be judged by their faceless communication and assigned to either female or male pending how one comes across. It's good to have a critical mind for I have always wondered if Guest one is indeed female as one appear to think or male. I suspect male but the likes of anonymous may think she/he is too thick to be male! Ignorance! Bring it on.

Maxiley, please take my last post with a pinch of salt. Read the "anonymous" post a 2nd time and realized it is you justifying earlier comment, not a troll trying to attack my integrity. Have always said I am not averse to eating humble pie when I overstep, so samahani. Lakini I still think your persona has been highjacked but I am rest assured that now Formerlyguest2 is back, you will be kept in check. So take note of this SISTER. Imara cottoned on ages ago, so where have I misled you to think otherwise? B.T.W, where is Imara these days? Arudi to remind us that Moi germinated this rot witnessed today, although there are times I had wished his keyboard would RESIST his repetitions. A brother is a brother though, hence I have learned to mellow to his comments, mindful of the fact that it is the difference in us that make us unique and complementary of one another, ama vipi? Sio Ududu or ugeugeu!

At formerlyguest2, thank you for your opinion. Gosh, this is why we had the likes of Kidero slap Passaris and Miguna Miguna attacking her on Jeff Koinange. Anyway, I enjoy a banter and meaningful debate anytime, so I enjoy your posts as they inject some sanity when we are faced with the stone throwers and more recently, a caliber never seen before. The only language they seem to understand is that of nether regions (matusi).