NASA Maintains it Will Swear-in Raila as President

poor soul - i think a bear hug is in order for this mzee ... ki-hug kimwe kinoru fio - otherwise, this mzee might just hang himself .. kana anyue thumu

O.K! Let's go! Now, I have been accused of being one sided, so I will list a few things I actually like about Raila (gulp!!).

1. His everlasting physical youth (the man is in his 70's!).
2. His stamina, evidenced by the energy shown when globe hopping/trotting in a matter of hours.
3. His ability to defy time, evidenced by his ever black hair without any trace of grey (wink!).
4. His ability to put on blinkers in time of crisis and march on with his agenda, (who cares if my daughter, sister are sick, nor if my son is dead?). Duka stays open as usual.
5. His ability to churn out contingency plans with the speed of lighting to address every arising challenge (even if they sound bonkers).
People, he is a genius on these matters, lets give him that!

Imara, see? I have taken on board your advice of considering the my neighbors feelings. Now, moving on, when is the swearing going to be? You going to attend? I will be watching with squinted eyes!

Some people have seen tenders go bye bye and these are the last kicks. Has nothing about Uhuto's illegitimacy but everything to do with the goodies they had promised their financiers.

Master of doom and darkness Raila Odinga will dig himself into a deeper if he continues to listen to these nonsensical naive advisors like Muthama. The constitution is clear, you lose, then you go home. You win, you go to State House.

And Mwakilishi should revamp this webpage to allow emojis and Gifs ... some comments I want to add a relevant Gif :-)

Finally RAO will be president and we can have peace from @Doreen, @Guest1 etc. My only hope is that he will be a better president than he has been an opposition leader!!

Talk too much and do nothing., from big announcements, declarations, boycotts, demonstrations, NRM etc .. me I am tired I resist teargas and gunshots. While all you NASA leaders are abroad. Bure kabisa I quit NASA and ujinga yenu

Rao's lieutenants and cabinet sycophants auctioned their souls and minds way back; and so they will advance all sorts of dreams and lies to keep face of their master. If you have had to listen to the tales of a person whose property was recently auctioned, there is always that defiance tone, grand secret plans and vows to recover their loot one way or another. Political bankruptcy like any other form of bankruptcy stirs up negative emotions, loss of identity and opens a floodgate of delusional beliefs. The idea of swearing in rao is as seductive as a whirlwind but it is anchored on no known or unknown reality. Our learned elites are selling clouds to supporters and taking away their reality, sanity and livelihoods-who doesn't know that the clouds will drift by in a moment. To those obsessed with this mirage, answer to yourself a sequence of hypothetical "thens" 4 or 5 times. Something like "swear in rao", then..., then...., then...., and then.... By the fifth "then" the absurdity of it all will hit home. Rao knows better than that and will not ascend to that slippery slope of allegories peddled by normans as an option.

Next it’s RAO vs KALONZO MOU!!
NRM in NASA out!! KALONZO wiped!!

Ngai! I feel sorry for this sycophants, to be relevant they have to say anything, but I don't think they are that stupid to try such a thing, they can only dream and imagine what would have been...

My prediction going forward: Raila will retire from active politics, Kalonzo will join Jubilee, Orengo and Muthama will go to jail, Mudavadi and Wetangula will almost kill each other fighting to be Luyhia kingpin, Joho will start ''working with the government''. Kenya will be the best place to be.

@Sukari. Thanks a lot. Keep up your new objectivity.

Sasa, nakuomba uendelee na msimamo huu wako mpya. Jameni, tuache matusi! " Nchi yetu ya Kenya, tunayoipenda, tuwe tayari kuilinda."

@Sukari: Nakupenda.

Jamani Imara...don't go all Aden Duale on me, lest we are banned from Mwakilishi. On a serious note, we are good, lakini tulia na hizo siasa zako deep. Maisha mafupi bwana,hawa leaders don't give a toss if we cry or laugh. Unfortunately, they stir emotions in us akin to none other.

@Sukari: Asante sana. Umeugusa moyo wangu. Usiku mwema au mchana mwema popote ulipo. Nakutakia kila la heri. Baadaye!

Thanks Imara na Sukari.....may the love letter-writing translate to peace in Kenya... Cheers!

It's only mountains that stand defiant. Humans like sukari and Imara can surprise us by straddling the ideological boundaries and show us there is hope...