Don’t Touch My Genitals When I Die, Pastor Ng’ang’a Warns Young Female Nurses

Pastor James Ng’ang’a of Neno Evangelism has warned young female nurses against touching his private parts when he dies.
In a viral video shared on social media, the controversial televangelist says the health workers should keep their hands off his genitals.
Ng’ang’a, who was addressing his congregation, said he cannot imagine young female nurses analyzing his naked body and ridiculing him while lying dead.
“When I die, I believe my God. These young female nurses will not touch my private parts. I will die even on the road, you cannot touch my private parts saying, ‘hebu njoo uone Ngang’a’…,” he said.
The man of the cloth further told his congregants that as a servant of God, he cannot die in an accident, which would require a postmortem to be conducted.
“I am very sure, there is no way I will die in an accident or anything that will have me go through a postmortem. That is where most people’s private parts are analyzed,” he noted.
When reached for comment, Ngang’a clarified that the belief was personal.
“I said what I said and I mean it. That is me and my faith and not ‘We’,” he said.
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Why is this even a story…
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Why is this even a story. surely mwakilishi you have nothing better to tell us.
Pastor James Maina Ng’ang’a…
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In reply to Why is this even a story… by tarino (not verified)
Pastor James Maina Ng’ang’a of Neno Evangelism Centre was on Monday on the spot over a road accident that involved his car and a private vehicle in which a woman was killed.
The pastor’s Range Rover Sports car was reportedly driving on the wrong side of the Nakuru-Nairobi highway on Sunday evening when the accident occurred."and this is not the first or last accident he has been involved in STILL IN COURT Indeed @tarino on useless press pity Mwakilishi find gossip and information that cannot help anyone very important - Mwakilishi refuse to publish sensible commennts but publish insults and private peopl'e lives i.e waiguru , atwoli (corrupt and thieves)
He may be a child of God,but…
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He may be a child of God,but certainly he does not sound like a servant of God. Why this obsession with genitals? If you get into an accident today,God forbid,and its near your genitals,nurses will have to clean,and treat that part.Yes, males,and females nurses,gays includes.Nothing special about that two Inch stump.Yes its a miracle that it even functions much less please a woman.
World re known preacher Myles Monroe died in a place crash.What do you say about that.You cann't be so sure.No body is.
I think its high time all preachers in Kenya held a a conference to plan on how to conduct themselves in public.Some kind of paradigm. And if they fail,the law should step in.
And to you the congregants,why do you still quietly listening to these ungodly sermons?Is it for entertainment value? If so you are,i guess excused.But are you really getting full value of your shilling?
Comrade Maxiley, My guess is…
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In reply to He may be a child of God,but… by Maxiley (not verified)
Comrade Maxiley,
My guess is he can't use them anymore.
That's why he is obsessed with them, thinking about the UTAMU,he used to have,
All that honey and he can't taste it, damn my brother, this will drive any sane man insane.
@ Kora kanini, I think you…
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In reply to Comrade Maxiley, My guess is… by Kora kanini (not verified)
@ Kora kanini, I think you hit the nail on the head.All that miniature stump does now days is just to pee. He must have tried,and wasted church money on those fake ads that promise enlargement.
Now the shamba boy understands why madame tripled his salary. He is agood "worker".
Mwakilishi, why do you think…
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Mwakilishi, why do you think we need to read ludicrous stories from this impostor? His private parts swill wither out and shrink when he dies and no one cares for them now or shall care about them then. I pity his congregation; they have to listen to such fabulous stories!
Ndugu Ng'ang'a ni mtumishi…
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Ndugu Ng'ang'a ni mtumishi wa "mungu" bandia wa kigeni
Brother Ng'ang'a is a servant of a fake foreign "god."
Mental health is very real…
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Mental health is very real. In old days the were able to identify the village mad man. Everyone knew them and they were treated as such even if they acted normal most of the time. Today we let be our leaders and we follow them without question even if some of their actions are questionable.
Comrade Skyla, This is…
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In reply to Mental health is very real… by skyla (not verified)
Comrade Skyla,
This is purely Mental enslavement.
Common sense TUNAZO,LAKINI UJINGA BADO UPO.
Ndugu Ng'ang'a ni mtumishi…
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Ndugu Ng'ang'a ni mtumishi wa "mungu" bandia wa kigeni
Brother Ng'ang'a is a servant of a fake foreign "god."
Nihitajipo kukasirika wala…
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Nihitajipo kukasirika wala kushikwa mori, mimi humtazama Nganga mwenyewe. Kama mwanasaikolojia wa kupangwa, mtumishi huyu bila kusita ana matatizo ya kiakili. Ninapowasikiza wanaojiita watumishi wa Mungu, bila shaka nashikwa na butwaa. Maongeo, uropokaji, matamshi, majivuno, mdomo kaya, kaya domo, umbele umbele, uherehere na masimango ya ndugu huyu ni tiishio kwake na wafuasi wake. Matamshi yafuatayo yaweza kuwa na maana chungu nzima yakitazamwa kwa undani. Yasikize haya!
* Mimi generali, nani ataniweza?
* Namshukuru Mungu kwa sababu nilikuwa na sukuma mkokoteni Mombasa, lakini sasa kununua gari ni kama kununua sukuma wiki.
* Mnamuuliza Askofu Murrithi nini na nina watoto 70 wa kando kando katika kila Kaunti?
* Msichana mwingine amenitumia saa hii tu Ksh300,000.
* Mwingine amenipa gari yake mpya.
* Mimi nimesema hivyo ninyi waandishi wa habari nendeni mseme Nganga amesema hivyo.
Yuaonyesha dalili mbaya sana kana kwamba akisukumwa zaidi, aweza kujidhuru pamoja na walio karibu naye.
Wenzake wako kimya hawaneni, hawamkosoi, hawamdhihaki, na badala yake, askofu JJ anamwalika hekaruni mwake na kumrushia sifa kemkem. Natuombe..........
Isn't this the same Pastor …
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Isn't this the same Pastor Ng'ang'a who not too long ago said "nitafunga huto tuvitu twenu?"
This is actually funny story…
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This is actually funny story to me. Only in Kenya will you find arrogant preachers like Nganga. He’s probably packing a baby d*ick. He should worry about his soul not who’s his small pickle when his demise. I feel bad for his devoted followers that they have to listen to this nonsense.
Pastor Idiot, when a woman…
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Pastor Idiot, when a woman touches ur dick n r dead what u gonna do, come back as a ghost n haunt her. Who in the great Nation of Kenya sees u as a total man n wanna see u naked. Mathare Hospital is still open n would welcome u with open arms idiot.
This is what mental…
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This is what mental enslavement and spiritual bankruptcy is all about.
You have a lot of academically educated people going to this church and folks are STILL singing praise of this pastor??
Seriously, I UNDERSTAND that all of us have the FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, but Ujinga tuache.
When does common sense kick in?
The moral bankruptcy of…
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The moral bankruptcy of Christianity on full display!!!
Preacher’s vanity! Of course…
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Preacher’s vanity! Of course he will be there in spirit to watch his corpse and give guidance how it should be handled!
Worms will touch it better…
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Worms will touch it better than humans.
Those white worms that like…
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In reply to Worms will touch it better… by Rotten (not verified)
Those white worms that like dead things will be all over his dead penis like they were on the dead mouse captured in my mouse trap last week. Men with their large frame and microphones think they are in control of events until they aren't. They will not be around to see the young nurse inspect his flappy thing and fling it away disgustingly or the bacteria decompose of his rotten organs. Pastors my foot!
Who the hell cares about…
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Who the hell cares about your sweaty, stinky as$ greasy balls? If I am one of your nurses, i’ll cut them off and shove them deep down in your throat, NG’ANG’A!! Ngithe!!
Total Nutcase if you ask me…
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Total Nutcase if you ask me. Serious mental infecting most of us. Please James don't skip your medicines and make sure you have a refill.
😂😂😂.. This pastor carries…
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😂😂😂.. This pastor carries the cup. Very presumptuous, no one knows how they will croak isipokua those with mental health struggles and decide to off themselves (a tragedy). This one thinks too highly of his thing.. how unfortunate!
He is not even concerned…
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In reply to 😂😂😂.. This pastor carries… by Tausi (not verified)
He is not even concerned where his soul will go - heaven or hell! Very strange for a preacher to be speaking empty words like he has! I can’t touch this one!
Hahahaaa, @Tausi, tell him…
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Hahahaaa, @Tausi, tell him not to blow his own trumpet, he may not be that good if at all he has at the minimum a 6 inch!!! He is probably a kihe…thinking so immaturely, lower than a kinder child.
@njeri - 6” is long enough…
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In reply to Hahahaaa, @Tausi, tell him… by Njeri (not verified)
@njeri - 6” is long enough for your big fat twap! The only thing this crazy man needs to do is flash cash in your face - mbeca! And the 6” you are so crazy about will feel like 15 donkey key inches!
Oh, you even will take 2” against your desire for 6” as you so desire and becomes a Dr Ruth here! I don’t even think you have ever been laid, let alone talking about a bed; which bed?
So now its about you …
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In reply to @njeri - 6” is long enough… by Roberts (not verified)
So now its about you @Roberts? Your insults without provocation just shows how low life you are! Such a sore loser. Probably the one with a pin size capsule, the 2 inchers! Stop being so sensitive , you are probably the kihe’s being talked about, lower thoughts than Nganga! Sharpen your childish thoughts!
You sound Like you are just…
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In reply to So now its about you … by Njeri (not verified)
You sound Like you are just a toddler! You little idiot nugget! Who would want to talk to Atiriri whore!
You are all worried about nganga when you are a creature of no material value talking about your huge pussy hole here! Go to hell you freaking bitch! Nganga won’t even touch you with his freaking manhood because you so vagily to look at! You got seven inch long hair in your damn face and down there you tad! Fuck off others business!
No need for such insults…
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In reply to You sound Like you are just… by Roberts (not verified)
No need for such insults Roberts. You belittle yourself man.
Jus saw this alert, wah. yes…
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In reply to You sound Like you are just… by Roberts (not verified)
Jus saw this alert, wah. yes, hapa both sound classless. Way too low of dignity.
So why are you so interested…
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In reply to Hahahaaa, @Tausi, tell him… by Njeri (not verified)
So why are you so interested with Nganga’s at minimum 6” dick? Are you a whore; or you are one? Don’t pretend! You are acting like a kid too dressing down a man you don’t even know! It is his right to demand that no whores messes with his private parts! Why does it pain you so bigly!? Did you want his nuts? Stay in your lane! Hash!!
What will this pastor do,…
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What will this pastor do, when they touch him in the now solely phyical body minus his soul...bure kabisa!
So, he is okay with the…
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So, he is okay with the older nurses playing with his goods when he is gone...lol!
"...Anonymous UI Tue, 10/12…
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"...Anonymous UI
Tue, 10/12/2021 @ 07:11pm
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The moral bankruptcy of Christianity on full display!!!"
Mimi situmii neno "christian" kwa msamiati wangu. Kwa nini? Asili ya neno hili inatokana na Wayunani. Maana yake, ni "aliyeteuliwa na mungu bandia wa Kiyunani."
Dini hii haiheshimu wanawake. Wanawake wanaambiwa wawatii waume zao. Isitoshe, wafuasi wa dini hii walishughulikia uuzaji na ununuaji wa watu wa asili ya bara la "MECAP." Kirefu cha MECAP ni Most Exploited Continent And People."
I do not use the word "christian" in my lexicon. Why? The Greeks came up with this word. It basically means, " he who is anointed by the fake god of the Greek People." This religion does not respect women. Women are expected to obey their husbands. Further more, the followers of this religion participated in the buying and selling of human beings of the MECAP origins. MECAP stands for, The Most Exploited Continent And People.
"...Anonymous UI Tue, 10/12…
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"...Anonymous UI
Tue, 10/12/2021 @ 07:11pm
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The moral bankruptcy of Christianity on full display!!!"
Mimi situmii neno "christian" kwa msamiati wangu. Kwa nini? Asili ya neno hili inatokana na Wayunani. Maana yake, ni "aliyeteuliwa na mungu bandia wa Kiyunani."
Dini hii haiheshimu wanawake. Wanawake wanaambiwa wawatii waume zao. Isitoshe, wafuasi wa dini hii walishughulikia uuzaji na ununuaji wa watu wa asili ya bara la "MECAP." Kirefu cha MECAP ni Most Exploited Continent And People."
I do not use the word "christian" in my lexicon. Why? The Greeks came up with this word. It basically means, " he who is anointed by the fake god of the Greek People." This religion does not respect women. Women are expected to obey their husbands. Further more, the followers of this religion participated in the buying and selling of human beings of the MECAP origins. MECAP stands for, The Most Exploited Continent And People.
Sasa hawa ndo Mungu ametuma…
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Sasa hawa ndo Mungu ametuma kuleta injili...waaah!
That’s you @ceneca in your…
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In reply to Sasa hawa ndo Mungu ametuma… by Seneca (not verified)
That’s you @ceneca in your Devil’s world! You can have him to rub your pussy to make feel better. You can also ask him to mafudive in your omena smelling bowl.
Occultist pastors
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Occultist pastors
Avoid all prosperity gospel…
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Avoid all prosperity gospel preachers Teaching about tything and how man of God can strike.
BELONG TO MARINE SPRIRITS
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